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She's Turning Wet Dreams into Nightmares
From the makers of WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL comes one of the goriest, most hilarious H.P. Lovecraft tribute to ever splatter the screen.
Carter Wilcox (David Phillip Carollo) is a struggling artist who’s been saving his virginity for someone special. When he meets the enchanting escort Riley Whatley (Melissa O'Brien), he believes he’s found the one. Unfortunately, she’s also "someone special" to an ancient cult that believes she is the chosen bride of its alien god, Cthulhu. Forced to mate with the tentacled deity, Riley becomes a vessel for the spawn that will destroy mankind.
Now, Carter and his noise musician roommate, Erica Zann (Nicolette le Faye), must battle the sinister cult and unimaginable creatures to save Riley... and the rest of humanity.
Will they save the world or surrender to the slimy grip of the Great Old Ones?
"This cool flick is witty and packed to the gills with campy effects and lots of good, gory kills" - Rue Morgue Magazine
"While watching CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU, I was reminded of those Hennenlotter flicks from the 80s, not just because this film and FRANKENHOOKER involve women of the night, but because of the level of reckless abandon that Hennenlotter added to his films in terms of whacked out ideas and gore and not really letting budget considerations get in the way of anything. Also hearkening back to those classic Yuzna/Gordon Lovecrafty flicks like FROM BEYOND, RE-ANIMATOR, and SOCIETY, CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU is sure to please fans of that style of gore, creepy, and weirdness" - http://www.aintitcool.com/node/73094#6
"low budget goofy fun, better than it should be and quite splattacular" " - Harry Knowles, Aintitcool.com
"Laugh-out-loud funny and lose-your-lunch gross" – HorrorHound Magazine
"A perfect Midnight Movie." – Cinemaslasher.com
“An absolute must-see for fans of horror movies, comedies, splatter flicks, and H.P. Lovecraft." – Cinemaslasher.com
"Truly one of the more insanely fun and well-conceived low-budget horror movies I’ve seen all year." – Daily Dead
"3 ½ out of 4 stars" - grossmoviereviews.com
"Mayhem, blood, and nudity! Thank the Elder Gods for Call Girl of Cthulhu! Call Girl of Cthulhu borrows heavily from classic Lovecraftian mythos. Creating a zany, but adoring, love letter to one of the most prolific figures in the history of written horror. " - nerdlifetx.com
"rises above the pack and delivers a fun, goopy ride. The narrative is rock solid, with a cult trying to herald in their dark lord and the writing injects a wealth of Lovecraft references into the details" - MarcFusion.com