When a mysterious spacecraft carrying a deadly intergalactic plague crash-lands in a small New England town, it’s up to a group of misfit high schoolers and an alien abductee to stop the army of slime-spewing brain creatures from their one goal: kidnapping Elvis Presley!
When a handful of friends stumble upon the abandoned building, they come face to face with a biological weapons experiment gone catastrophically wrong. They also confront a maniacal scientist who predicts life on Earth will end in 48 hours if the accelerated bacterial mutation cannot be halted. As the virulent, flesh-hungry contagion spreads from person to person – rendering each host into a pile of infectious ooze – it begins to multiply and increase in size.
Joanna and Tori concoct a plan to slip a live shark in the pool. Those blood thirsty bikini girls are tough, but they aren't tough enough to fight a Japanese cock shark! Watch these chicks get f’d and eaten...in this hilarious grind house style feature! Stars Joanna Angel
Two down-on-their-luck waitresses become paid guinea pigs in a wacky doctor's time travel experiments in this erotic adult comedy. Traveling back and forth through History has a peculiar side effect -- it makes the girls lose control of themselves and become very frisky!
When Rob and Laura move to the cozy town of Breastford, the young couple looks forward to a life of peace and quiet. That’s the last thing they’ll get once they are visited by the welcoming committee of the Breastford Women’s Association – three taut, toned and voluptuous beauties who seem to be non-stop sex machines with no "off" button.
An unscrupulous politician, Senator Bushwacker (Andrew Espinoza Long), turns loose a gang of sex-starved robots in a bid to discredit his opponents. It soon becomes clear that the beautiful cyborgs can not trusted when disastrous complications arise! Can they be controlled? Designed to Love... Programed to Destroy! Katie Morgan, Jacqui Holland and Andrew Espinoza Long star in this laugh-filled erotic romp from Retromedia. Directed by Sal V. Miers. Bonus: Includes Original Trailers.
With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra (Brandin Rackley) and her beautiful bodyguard (Jazy Berlin) flee to a strange alien planet… Earth! Pursued there by the evil Empress (Christine Nguyen) and her henchwoman, Erika Jordan, the two escaping Space Babes go undercover to elude their enemies and the mysterious Government Agent, the “Girl in Black” (Jenna Presley).
Hold on to your seats as Retromedia offers two of its hottest stars – Nicole Sheridan and Jezebelle Bond – together for the first time on a single, rocking DVD! THE EROTIC DREAMS OF JEANNIE and TEENAGE CAVE GIRL were made for each other, and now they’re a pair! Filmed back-to-back in 2004, JEANNIE explores the tempting pleasures of luscious Nicole Sheridan as an Arabian love slave who will fulfill your every sexual desire, while CAVE GIRL unleashes the primitive vixen, Jezebelle Bond, as a lusty prehistoric babe who takes wild sex to the next level.
Imagine having a pair of X-ray glasses that really work. Well, that's what happens to Taffy the pole-dancer when she accidentally bumps into a special government agent and gets the incredible X-ray goggles mixed up in her lingerie bag!
Aliens inhabit the bodies of beautiful women to thwart the development of a deep space satellite that will discover their planet and lead to its destruction. Starring Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven, Rebecca Love, Christine Nguyen, Frankie Cullen, and Tony Marino. This laugh-filled erotic comedy is from the cult movie authorities at Retromedia Entertainment and was originally seen on Cinemax.
When a deadly asteroid threatens to destroy the Earth two beautiful Space Aliens step in to save the day... and sample sex with Earth's men and women! Beautiful starlets Erika Jordan, Christie Stevens, and Krissy Lynn are featured in this outrageous erotic comedy from the experts at Retromedia Entertainment.
Monsters and Mayhem...40 Million Miles from Earth Nine men and women, employees of Interplanetary Corporation, live and work on Mars. Their days aren\'t particularly interesting, much less exciting, until they are assaulted by a murderous band of strangers and a seemingly unstoppable alien creature. Do these attacks have anything to do with the Martian fossil recently uncovered by one of the employees? Will the rapidly increasing body count adversely affect Interplanetary\'s stock price? And can anyone survive long enough to fill out the inevitable paperwork?
The inhabitants of planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis - a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers. With Areola's impending doom, Captain Sheridan knew she must send Jessie Lee to complete this mission.
When Linda Regis, Director of Development at MALCO Oceanic Research, unravels a sinister plot to inject sharks with human DNA in the hope of creating a Super-Shark Super-Soldier, she becomes the target of a dangerous killer. Meanwhile, MALCO’s DNA enhanced sharks, having discovered a way to slip past security, are busy honing their newly enhanced killer instincts both in and out of the nearby beaches.
The year is 2069, and three female space explorers are traveling back through time to November 1999. Their mission: attempt to find a cure for the “Erotic Witch” plague of seduction and orgiastic debauchery that has engulfed the Earth, decimated the planet, and lead civilization to the brink of destruction.
Sexy NASA wash-out Jazy works overtime to impress her bosses, hoping to win a spot on the upcoming Space Shuttle mission. Never realizing that foreign spies are using the shuttle to transport secret weapons technology aboard the space station, she unwittingly assists the agents in their nefarious scheme before finally turning the tables on them in this sizzling erotic sci-fi comedy from late-night TV director Dean McKendrick (“Bikini Avengers”, “College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives”).
A violent alien race known as the Kluduthu initiate widespread terrorist attacks against the Andromedeans, but their secret weapon is much more devastating. It is called a "Bloodmask" -- legendary descendant of a chameleon-like race of humanoids. On a distant planet, such a creature has been discovered. Her name is Aurora, but she knows nothing of her powers until a vicious android takes her to the ancient planet where it all began. If the Kluduthu succeed in turning Aurora into one of them, they cannot be stopped from launching an intergalactic massacre.
In the far distant future, sexy and fearless U.S. astronaut Gaylor (Misty Mundae) and her shipmates (Anoushka, Sharon Engert) crash land on a grim and desolate planet. Quickly out of their spacesuits and into each other's arms, unbridled lesbian seductions become their only hope for survival. But Gaylor and crew discover the planet to be dominated by a tyrannical race of intelligent talking apes led by the dastardly General Lade who plots the enslavement of all humans.
Darian is a sexually repressed wildcat waiting to be unleashed. When she discovers an enchanted ouija board, she also uncovers the power to transport women from the past into the present. Darian summons forth such famous, exotic and beautiful females as Cleopatra, Annie Oakley, Mata Hari and Helen of Troy, but each of them is unable to satify her insatiable desires.
Dripping with bone-chilling terror and unearthly monstrosities, this special edition Shock-O-Rama Horror Collection includes four acclaimed films by veteran horror director Brett Piper. Whether Zombies (Shock-O-Rama), Mutating Insects (Bite Me!), Malevolent Spirits (Screaming Dead) or Military Experiments Run Amok (Bacterium), Piper’s practical FX wizardry and classic horror always delivers “one hell of a good time” (Bacterium, Gates of Gore).
Directed By: Denis Sanders (Bee Girls), Georg Tressler (2069) Starring: Anitra Ford, Victoria Vetri, William Smith, Catharina Conti Release Date: June 15, 2010 Studio: Secret Key Motion Pictures “Pure smutty fun from beginning to end” -Eccentric-cinema.com Blast Off With This Super-Sexy and Insanely Hilarious Three-Film Collection of "B" Sci-Fi from the Sleazy 70\'s! ______________________________________________________DVD Catalog # ske-dv-61
Volume 1 in the Racy Reels from the Something Weird Vault series
“A pioneering slice of post-apocalypse cinema”* only begins to describe the soft-core doomsday fever-dream that is Cries of Ecstasy, Blows of Death (1973), head-lining this fantasy – sci-fi double-feature Blu-Ray / DVD combo from Pop Cinema and Something Weird.