The Year is 284 A.D. Beautiful and powerful Roman General Eroticvs has just vanquished her latest enemy with superior forces, cunning warfare, and body-weakening lesbian seductions. Fading Emperor Gluteus Maximus wishes for the popular Eroticvs to lead Rome into a new democratic era, but his spineless son Dickus Minimus will not give up the throne so easily.
With their minds in the gutter three gorgeous babes plot to win big as they struggle to save their grandfather's bowling alley. When the opportunity comes to challenge the country's top bowler they bet the farm in an "all or nothing" game with everything at stake in The Great Bikini Bowling Bash!
Studio: Secret Key Motion Pictures Boogie Down With The Grindhouse Girls of the 1970s! Four Never-Before-Seen 1970s Sexploitation Features on Two DVDs, Only From Secret Key Motion Pictures: Daisy Does Hollywood – Daisy knows what it takes to make it big in Hollywood, even if she has to hit every casting couch on the way! Big Beaver Splits the Scene – It’s exactly what you think when John Holmes makes an appearance at this swinging neighborhood pool party! Girls of Paris - Oooooh la la! Who says the French are rude?
In recent years the slasher film has become an old and venerable genre, the subject of extensive critical analysis. There was a time, though, when random violence – tinged as it always seems to be with the odor of sex – was considered the bottom of the barrel of cinematic expression. It seems to have taken the spiritual malaise associated with the 70s to get the genie of sex-violence out of the bottle and up onto the big screen.
Rare and Forgotten “Grindhouse” Cinema from the Shocking Sixties Directed By: Various Directors Starring:John Holmes, Suzanne Fields From the early 1960s right up to the death-blow wielded by The Meese Commission, anything went on 42nd Street in New York City. Porno guys got cheap multi-year leases on most of “ The Deuce” and surrounding blocks. Formerly unrentable retail stores became “storefront theaters.” A plywood partition was built to house the projector, the back wall was painted white or a sheet hung up, a few dozen folding chairs were lined up, and the windows were blacked out.
Although our colleagues at the DMAA (Dirty Movie Association of America) have tried to swear us to secrecy, this third installment of our Grindhouse Trash storefront sleaze-fest– contains the secrets behind making your very own one-day sleaze film. Think of dirty movie making just like cooking. You start with a couple of farm fresh chicks. Heat manually to just above room temperature. Then, once moisture begins to appear, stir vigorously with a 9-inch manbone (allow adequate time for manbone to rise). Bake inside a 16mm camera with a couple of 1,000w lights.
Vacationers accidentally release the sexy ghosts of two pirates while on a treasure hunt. Can you imagine what happens next? Find out when you see “Harlots of the Caribbean”, a laugh-filled erotic pirate movie spoof from the cult movie mavens at Retromedia Entertainment.
Legendary sexploitation pioneer Doris Wishman directed thirty grindhouse gems during her 42-year career including Blaze Starr Goes Nudist, Bad Girls Go to Hell and A Taste of Flesh. Wishman\'s first feature is the 1960 "nudist film" cult classic Hideout in the Sun, which Retro-Seduction Cinema proudly offers for the first time on home video. Recipient of a bold, colorful, hi-definition transfer from the only known film elements, the movie is presented in its original 1.33:1 aspect ratio and in a 16x9 anamorphic version.
Her name is Mina (Shelly Jones; ROOMMATES, Playboy Sorority Girls Video, Baywatch Nights), and she\'s a vampire cruising the streets of Miami in search of victims. Mina is sexy, she\'s hot, and she\'s only satisfied by the taste of another woman. From the down-town strip clubs to the night clubs of South Beach, Mina seeks out long-legged, hard-bodied vixens to satisfy her ultra-erotic appetite.
A house haunted by the sensual spirit of its drop-dead gorgeous, recently deceased owner becomes the setting for paranormal activity and a mysterious legacy in this erotic thriller from H.R. Blueberry.
Aliens inhabit the bodies of beautiful women to thwart the development of a deep space satellite that will discover their planet and lead to its destruction. Starring Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven, Rebecca Love, Christine Nguyen, Frankie Cullen, and Tony Marino. This laugh-filled erotic comedy is from the cult movie authorities at Retromedia Entertainment and was originally seen on Cinemax.
In this bawdy West Germany comedy, Johnny has been left an inheritance by his recently deceased uncle- an infamous ladies' man. But there's a catch: Johnny has 7 days to bed the last 7 women his uncle seduced. Will he make the count, or go down trying? I Like the Girls Who Do is a hilarious romp through 1970s German bedrooms, available as a DVD-On-Demand release - with fully interactive menus and extras - from Seduction Cinema Studios.
Freak Nasty, Austin Dallas, Tim Tomorrows, Omega Hedron, Misty Mundae, lesbian chicks and a cast of characters you will never soon forget...all players of The Factory 2000 - a retro 90\'s reincarnation of Warhol\'s infamous coterie of weirdos and wannabees.
Lost for almost 50 years this ultra rare film by director Richard Hilliard (VIOLENT MIDNIGHT) was recently rediscovered and is presented here for the first time on DVD. It spins the tale of a writer, obsessed with the Marquis De Sade, who begins to live out De Sade's violent sexual fantasies.
In the Flesh follows the country’s hottest topless dancers on and off the stage of New York’s most popular strip clubs. This ultra-revealing, erotically-charged look into the dancers’ lives and personalities profiles today’s choicest and wildest feature acts including Amy Lynn Baxter (Howard Stern’s favorite Penthouse Pet) and Ashlyn Gere (#1 adult superstar and Penthouse Pet) PLUS the most uninhibited house dancers in the world!
Three acclaimed tales of sexual awakening and forbidden passion by legendary sexploitation auteur Joseph Sarno, now available in a new collector’s edition release from Retro-Seduction Cinema. Sarno has been honored in recent years by such prestigious institutions, organizations and events as the British Film Institute, Cinematheque Francaise, Turin Film Festival, Vienna Filmmuseum, Lake Placid Film Festival, Anthology Film Archives, and the New York Underground Film Festival.
Albert has a physically exhausting job that requires him to stay in bed all day long. Actually, in several beds. That’s because Albert’s employer is an exclusive resort hotel that caters to sexy young female guests, and it is up to Albert to satisfy them in any and every way possible…and keep them coming back for more!
When a deadly asteroid threatens to destroy the Earth two beautiful Space Aliens step in to save the day... and sample sex with Earth's men and women! Beautiful starlets Erika Jordan, Christie Stevens, and Krissy Lynn are featured in this outrageous erotic comedy from the experts at Retromedia Entertainment.
Beautiful billionaire Horny Fark (Jackie Stevens) owns Fark Industries – a multi-national corporation that produces high-tech sex toys such as the “Spank-O-Tron” and “Gargantuan Groper”. While attending the International Adult Toy Show in far off Bacchustan, Fark is captured by terrorist Abu Bu and forced to construct a nuclear-powered sex doll. Thanks to a makeshift suit of armor cobbled together from old sex toys, Fark and fellow female captive and obliging bedmate Titsen are able to escape the evil clutches of Abu and his Weapons of Mass Penetration.
The inhabitants of planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis - a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers. With Areola's impending doom, Captain Sheridan knew she must send Jessie Lee to complete this mission.
Before Misty Mundae was a softcore star, the teenage actress and girl-next-door beauty went kinky with a quirky performance that must be seen to be believed! KINKY CANNIBAL DOUBLE FEATURE is the ultimate 2-DVD Mundae experience. The feature films have been approved by director William Hellfire, restored from the original camera masters and are packed with extensive liner notes, interviews and never-before-seen photographs.
When acclaimed erotica director Seymour Assburgers disembarks on remote Bone Island to shoot his next soft-core epic with sexpot starlet Fanny Sparrow, he discovers several big obstacles to overcome…none more imposing than a 60 foot tall simian with a naughty penchant for peeping and a kinky attraction to beautiful young women of the homo sapien persuasion.
An antique edition of the book Lady Chatterley's Lover comes with an extra-added bonus: the ghost of its former owner, silent film star Vera Montez (Jessie Lunderby, featured in Playboy magazine). Posing as a sexy maid, the Ghost takes up residence in the home of a love-starved wife (Holly Sampson) with sensually supernatural results in this erotic supernatural comedy from the cult movie experts at Retromedia Entertainment. The DVD features the unrated/uncensored movie in a 16x9-enhanced widescreen transfer, Dolby 2.0 stereo sound and features extra coming attraction trailers.